another decaying organic mass you inhabit this planet with
bamhbies:

bambiegum

bamhbies:

bambiegum

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

earthwanker:

I wonder how much vodka it would take to fill the hole where my self esteem used to be

dangerhamster:

Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [22/50]

THIS BIT IN THE BOOK MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

"A nickname?"

"Yeah, it’s what my friends call me."

"I’m well aware of what a nickname is."

lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6