why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
why are 15 year olds so angry
"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
I wonder how much vodka it would take to fill the hole where my self esteem used to be
Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [22/50]
THIS BIT IN THE BOOK MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!
"Yeah, it’s what my friends call me."
"I’m well aware of what a nickname is."
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6