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retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via the-lone-anglophile)

lonely-trashcan:

upperstories:

alantyson:

sweetappletea:

Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.

Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.

shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen im going to cry

If video games aren’t art, explain this???

(Source: touchmypixels, via fuzzlebutt)

dreamingofdoctorwho:

DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM”

LIKE WHAT

IS THAT JUST ME OR DO OTHER PEOPLE DO THAT TOO

(via assholemermaid)

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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(Source: tfwpanymphmoved, via ruinedchildhood)

triplash:

kaelor:

dumblrfeminist:

seriouslyamerica:

BOOM

Truth. 

Real talk is flowing from his mouth like a damn fountain.

sick sick sick burns

(Source: catbushandludicrous, via keeshaclaire)

simonleboner:

Day #395829275916194

I still don’t find channing tatum attractive

(Source: caomengde, via sergeant-sassy)