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People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

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atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

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"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

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Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

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